I m Not Going to Be Bullied By a GirlI m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
I put the Swiss Army knife Xiao Qin gave me into my pocket, then froze while holding the bottle of purple ‘aphrodisiac’. I was worried that I would become a people pleaser from the beer, but also worried that if the aphrodisiac did work, I would turn into a sister fucking demon and do something deranged.
“Can’t we try tomorrow?” I asked Xiao Qin.
“That’s fine.” Xiao Qin said, “But then I would have to be allowed to sleep in this room for one night.”
“Why.”
“Because.” Xiao Qin turned her face away, letting her expression disappear into the darkness, “I don’t want to go back into that room and listen to Winnie grinding her teeth until I’m sure that the reason she pushed you down was because of the aphrodisiac.”
So you still can’t get over the issue with Winnie? On one hand, you feel like they are a rare friend, but on the other hand, they betrayed you.
“But if it’s really effective…” I was still hesitating.
“If that’s the case, I will take responsibility as your girlfriend and help relieve your pain.” Xiao Qin righteously clenched her two small fists.
I couldn’t help but wrinkle my brows, “What if it doesn’t work.”
“If it doesn’t work, I’ll end my relationship with Winnie.”
“That’s too arbitrary, right?” I, who was concerned about the friendship between Xiao Qin and Winnie, hurriedly said, “Maybe this recipe is incomplete, maybe this recipe only works on women, maybe…”
“Then I’ll try a few more times. How about we do what I said last time and mix it into the lemon juice or soup. Among the whole class, there has to be at least one person it would be effective on.”
“……”
“If there’s not a single one, I’ll end my relationship with Winnie.”
Hey, hey, if you mix the aphrodisiac into everyone’s food, it’s no longer a simple matter of the relationship between you and Winnie anymore! If it’s actually effectively, then the whole class would have to end their relationship, it would be extremely tragic!
I thought about it and I think the best option was for me to drink a little of it and pretend to be burning with desire. That way Xiao Qin and Winnie won’t have to end their relationship.
After pretending to be burning with desire, I would jump out the window to deny Xiao Qin the opportunity to help “relieve the pain”. Then I would run ten laps around Cui Song Mountain and come back to tell Xiao Qin that I had used physical exercise to get the aphrodisiac out of my system.
In fact, when Winnie was holding me down, she was also using up a lot of energy. That could have been how she got rid of the effects of the aphrodisiac.
But if I run ten laps around the Cui Song Mountain, I wouldn’t be able to get a good night’s rest, so I may not be able to react even if the blue morpho flies past me.
But it’s better than Xiao Qin losing her first friend who treats each other as equals and losing the ability to interact with people normally.
This is a very important step to save Xiao Qin from the poison of shoujo manga and even H manga. If I want Xiao Qin to become ‘normal’, a close female friend of the same age is essential.
So with this realization, I unscrewed the cap, then tilted my head back and took a big swig of the drink.
I didn’t really notice when Xiao Qin made a gesture of success.
I noticed the taste was weird right when it entered my mouth.
Winnie said the purple berries were disgusting, so even if Xiao Qin turned it into juice, it should still taste bad.
Why does it not taste as bad as I thought? Why does it not have any differences to beer other than the purple color?
I looked at the remaining three quarters of liquid suspiciously.
“Are you sure you put in the purple berries?”
“I, I have!” Xiao Qin shouted, “I even saw a lot of cute snakes when I went to pick them!”
If Gong CaiCai saw a snake at night when she goes to the washroom, she would piss herself. You’re the only one who treats them like a cat or a dog.
I thought it would be a bit too hard to believe if I was already burning with desire, so I drank another quarter of the liquids.
Then I got a little dizzy.
I was never good with alcohol, but this time I drank it too fast right before I was trying to sleep.
“Hehehehe…”
I started to laugh uncontrollably.
Not good, this is the ‘people pleaser mode’. Some people will cry when they get drunk, some people will make a scene, but when I’m drunk, I will just keep laughing uncontrollably. I would laugh when someone tells an unfunny joke, I will laugh when someone says his grandmother passed away. Although I can’t say that I will grant whatever is asked of me, but I will basically agree to any friendly requests.
Xiao Qin once took advantage of my people pleaser mode and made me sleep with her a whole night.
Although I was very drunk and I don’t remember the specific details…
At this point I, before my ability to think completely disappeared, I realized Xiao Qin had tricked me to drink pure beer.
I put the bottle of liquid next to the buzzing electric fan, then I stumbled a bit.
Obama also happily turned his body in the middle of his sleep like he dreamed of a steak.
Xiao Qin saw me drunk, so she smiled sweetly and put her hands behind her back, then she leaned forward to ask me.
“Ye Lin classmate, let’s get married, okay?”
“Stop, stop joking.” I waved my hand, “14 years old is less than the legal age of marriage.”
I was not completely drunk, I still had a bit of rationality left.
“Then…” Xiao Qin pressed her finger to her lips and thought for a moment, “If we can’t get married, we could still have our first night together, right?”
“Hey, that’s true…” I, who got increasingly more drunk, replied with a very uncouth smile.
“We can do it right now, right?” Xiao Qin shyly pinched the hem of her dress and asked me with her head down.
“No, no.” My rationality and people pleaser mode fought fiercely against each other, “I can’t let down Auntie Ren.”
“As long as we seal the deal, my mom can’t do anything to us.” Xiao Qin stressed to me.
“I, I can’t let down my dad either.” I blurted out as I was concerned about my dad and Auntie Ren’s marriage.
“Eh, what does Uncle Ye have to do with it?” Xiao Qin pouted, “Did you really believe my mom will crush Uncle Ye’s balls as retaliation? No way, as long as Ye Lin classmate doesn’t bully me in front of my mom, she will become a very close in-law relationship with Uncle Ye.”
No, I think they are already close enough, close to the point of giving birth a descendant. Even if Auntie Ren crushes my dad’s balls now, it is already too late.
Also, you said “as long as Ye Lin classmate does not bully me”, are you sure you didn’t get the roles reversed?
Back in the days, the only time you wouldn’t bully me was in front of Auntie Ren! That’s why Auntie Ren was like the same as Mother Mary to me!
I was a little unsteady on my feet and sat down on my bed.
Xiao Qin, whose plan had succeeded, sat down next to me and swung her two white legs back and forth.
“After having our first night together, Ye Lin classmate will take responsibility, right?” Xiao Qin said rather seriously and confidently under the moonlight,
It was more like she was stating a fact rather than asking.
“Ye Lin classmate has a worthless robot, because the arm was squeezed off while riding a bus, but Ye Lin classmate did not abandon it and has always stayed with Brother Optimus Prime…”
Of course, how could I abandon a brave warrior?
Xiao Qin continued to say: “Ye Lin classmate wouldn’t abandon anything of his, right? Not a broken robot, and not a sick dog…”
“I… also want to belong to Ye Lin classmate…”
She said to me gently with a determination to devote herself and a beautiful vision of her future life.
Then she leaned her upper body over, her short hair, which felt soft and cold in the heat, rubbed against my shoulder.
Xiao Qin really understood me. I have a fatal sense of responsibility that runs deep in my bones, because I was the one who made the robot into a one-armed robot when I took it to the bus, I had to be “responsible” for it.
Since I was the owner of the puppy, I also had an inescapable responsibility for it. I could not abandon it regardless if it was ‘damaged’ because of my poor care or not.
I suddenly realized: Xiao Qin has been deliberately playing pranks on me, trying to make me angry and make me bully her. Even today, when she is offering herself to me, she wants to reach the end result where I ‘damage’ her.
“I wouldn’t have to worry about being abandoned if I’m damaged by Ye Lin classmate.”
That must be what Xiao Qin was thinking.
I, who would usually laugh when in people pleaser mode, felt an unprecedented sadness.
By classifying you as my “sister”, I managed to ignore your years of bullying and tormenting and treat you normally.
I will also take up the responsibility of a brother to protect you from any harm.
How would I bear to “damage” you?
I would never abandon you, so don’t be so insecure. Also, don’t look so sad as if you have to pay a big price to stay with me.
You do not have to give me anything, just call me brother and I will take care of you for life. Of course, you have to give Brother Optimus Prime back.
“Ye Lin classmate, please break me.”
Just as I feared, Xiao Qin made a dangerous request to me while I was in people pleaser mode.